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Top Manzini side midfielder spending cosy nights at teacher'squarters!

14/08/2010 00:00:00 Shwashwaza

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Lomlilo we-Big Nuz, lomlilo we-Big Nuz uzongawothi, uzong-awothi... uyashisa ungal-okotsi.... lomlilo we-Telecom Charity Cup uzongawothi... lomlilo we-Shwashwaza uzongawothi... we thought we overheard that leka-Somhlolo Gazi as letitudla tase-Thekwini emdubane mimicked the cross over song of year 2010.

Yebo yes Gazi, we were there at Somhlolo and got a good view sihleli leku no-man’s land where we drank copious litres and litres of our favourite alcoholic bever-ages long before the game started ngalo 9am.

Hmmmmm.... don’t tell anyone, phela we didn’t sleep ahead of the games, savele sahlalela ngala-Whyza where we drank till the sun came out. In the middle of the night nje, just after 1am Gazi, we took our stallion bakkie and went to do some rounds ngase-mhlolweni and we were amazed to see le-stadium sikhanya ntse.

When we checked with our sources we heard that one of the teams had gained access to the stadium and God knows what they were doing there. We will give you more feedback next week but nje.... ewu! the things that happen in the still of the night and lelesikubonako Gazi bamane badlala ngalenja labatsi yakubona ngenyenti.

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Today Gazi, if we had things our way we would be having two pages nje dedicated kule-Charity Cup with juicy gossip because our sources were there in full force kantsi natsi besitseleke ngetinkhani though we were half-drunk nje, we saw everything.

That’s when we are most observant Gazi, rest assured. We were not happy nje seeing the sports scribes atamula leku-royal box and we wondered nje kutsi why the sponsor treats their VIP guests so well baze babanike nema cooler bags lana five drinks labandzako lakhatsi yet they could not provide a simple lunch for the sports journos shem who have marketed this tournament from the start right to the big day itself. Why are sports journos treated with such disdain by the sponsors on the big day?

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At least we saw umlangeni na-Gatjedze phela bachuba tisu tabo (for a moment we thought lebhola lekutawudlalwa ngayo bayifihle latiswini tabo!) bayotsenga kwabo kudla. But ke Gazi that’s a subject for another day.

Talking of good and having a good time, we came to the stadium fully aware of the story involving this top midfielder for a Manzini team, who last time we checked his name was associated with hot stuff sisho inkatini but not the expensive one lanatfwa ngumphatsi wetfu nakaj-abulile. Kungatsi kutenta kwasa-brandy nje andkumnyama labhodl-eleni.

The said midfielder Gazi, is a constant visitor to a female teacher’s quarters of a school which domi-nates lemidl-alo yetikolwa ngala-Bremer, whom they are madly in love with ngala-teacher’s quarters. The two love birds are so in love we were not surprised nje seeing the player huff and puff on the pitch during his team’s loss in the Charity Cup. Emandla abewafake kakhulu emkhatsini weliviki on the wrong turf.

Phela the female teacher, who is –what’s this word we learnt during our Biology class le-Waterford – oh, yes, she is homozygous dominant, drives a dubi dubi but ke her escapades with the soccer star has put her in trouble with the head teacher who summoned her this week.
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Sisi ke vele made it clear kutsi yena angeke afe yedvwa because her colleagues anemone kutsi yena utsandvwa bafana labancane. She even boasted kutsi even her first boyfriend bekamncane. But ke heads are likely to roll as the head teacher is not taking things lying down. Gazi, tsine nje we have no problem with the love affair but ingabadzaki kung-atsi ngunayi i-brandy lemnyama lesingeke silisho ligama layo... Gwa! Gwa! Gwa! Gwa!