SA TEAM BOSS, FRIENDS ROCK ‘NKANDLA’

Sesiphinde sayigudla lendawo... sithole owesi-two onenhlanhla... Vuma... Vuma Ntombenhle... Sawubona….sawubona Ntombenhle.... Umuhle... Ntombenhle... I-figure yakhe iyangihlanyisa, emabele ngathi ngumcamelo...”
Sangena Gazi singena right in the middle of the month singena with a one-time hit song yetilwane tase-Durban... Singena Gazi on a Saturday where most people are struggling ngekwekutsenga.

It’s mid-month Gazi nanatsi Gazi, we have downgraded from our usual dumpies sidla ema-750mls Gazi kulamalanga. Phela the other night nje leka-Make Uyangichaza we even contemplated kubhuka likasi until one crew member offered kusidzabulela six quarts and we had a ball. Phela we were enjoying the proudly Swazi beer – Sibebe. This is the best beer ever made on God’s green earth. We love it to bits. So to the other brands, siyobuya sinibone... we love our Sibebe. The real Swazi pride.

Talking of Swazi pride, Gazi  we must say phela since ekasi they opened this lovely place known as ‘Inkandla’, we have seen the who’s who of the business world, sports stars, musicians, politicians turning up at the great venue and we have had a ball.

But what we saw on Saturday will be etched in our memories phela for years to come. There was this top official of a top South African team who had come with his friends and Gazi, like bees to honey, tilwane tetfu…sisho bo-little nyoninyoni swarmed around the official like he was a honey pot. We have some great pictures Gazi but sitibambile kwanyalo.

Gazi, in the VIP area phela it was a beehive of activity and the official with his friends were smiling from ear to ear phela as the little nyoninyonis literally threw themselves on them. It was a sight to behold. Scoffing at our Sibebe dumpies we had a good time watching the scene unfold itself. Like a grandfather watching the children make fun of themselves on Christmas Day, the official and his friends seemed to marvel at the attention. They had a good time. We spotted a few of the nyoninyonis we know from way back who used to run after every South African DJ who came to play here.

Clearly Gazi, our nyoninyonis love South African men. They didn’t give the Green Mamba players who were there to celebrate their Castle Premier Challenge Cup triumph a second look. Maybe the nyoninyonis had anticipated – like many people – it was going to be a Swallows after party and the Green Mamba players, unsurprisingly abana-vibe just ate the food, took their drinks and left. What happened to having a little bit of fun ma-warder?
Yawn! You guys are boring. No wonder all the titjununu’s followed the SA team official and his friends as if they owed them money. On the way out they were clearly trotting on the line... Gwagwagwagwagwagwa...

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