DEFENDER, COACH IN LOVE TRIANGLE

Kwasuka... 13 years kule-game uyasithola abanye bayengena abanye bayaphuma but i-Shwashwaza iyohlala ikhona ngoba i-style sayo bayayigcwala...

Sangena Gazi singena with a remixed version of that ‘Pantsula for Life’ from Tkzee, Kabelo Mabalane’s one-time hit. Phela Gazi, we have staying power kule-game and when we say we have been here for 13 years Gazi, it is not a joke. We have kept you informed with all the juicy stories for 13 years and we are proud of ourselves.

Maybe this is the right opportunity nje Gazi to remind one of the pioneers of the column, the dearly departed Mbongiseni ‘Gazo’ Nhleko, who together with lesidvwaladvwala lesinguMlangeni, came up with the idea to have this lovely column, loved by many and hated by some. We have planned big celebrations next month when we turn 13 years Gazi and good thing is that the day falls on a Saturday, which is when we publish this piece.

Maybe, for once nje, we might just reveal who are the faces behind the column... sitobafaka la sibatsi bhaca nibabone labafana be-Shwashwaza labadzelela kakhulu. Hahahahahahahaha... watch this space. Our celebrations will be bigger than anything you have seen – bigger than any bling night you have ever seen.

Talking of bling Gazi phela reminds us about the juicy story at this club where kutfolakala the real Swazi gold where a sugar mama has two prominent figures wrapped around her little finger. Phela for one, the sugar mama has the two eating from the palm of her hand. She is dating the two – a defender who shone brightly last season and a member of the team technical bench sisho kulaba labacecesha lelicembu.

The issue has caused a lot of tension in the team Gazi and our sources told us everything is just not well as the Management Committee does not know how to tackle the issue. Phela they need the member of the technical team at the same time as they cannot just let go the defender who is nicknamed after a Zimbabwean defender who once donned li-jersey laboMakhalanjalo base Jozi sisho i-Orlando Pirates in years gone by.

Lo-sugar mama lesingasho phela kutsi ngu-shukela lomhlophe because lentfo lehlala ekhukhwini unayo. Gazi phela you must differentiate; kukhona bo-sugar mama laba-brown labo ke Gazi are the type lokhandza kutsi lokwekutsenga akukho kahle. Labo-shukela labamhlophe kusuke kungibo Gazi lalabanayo lemali. Lona ke Gazi ngulolomhlophe shukela. So now the defender is no longer attending training sessions bahlalela kubutjubha nje nalo-sugar mama and bhuti, sadly has even abandoned his girlfriend whom he shares a flat naye.

U-busy nalo-sugar mama who at the same time is known to be dating lomceceshi. What has shocked us and our sources kutsi lomceceshi naye socale kubutjubha trying to meet standard salo-sugar mama. Phela lomceceshi all his life abengabutsintsi tjwala but these days he is swimming in the waters of immortality.

We feel sad vele tsine Gazi because the promising career of this defender will soon be extinguished ngenca ye-booze nje nanangu sugar mama. We are watching this one with keen interest and we want to see kutsi nase BANELE who will win this one between the defender and umceceshi. Sinijongile yoh...

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