PARTY ANIMAL!

Khumbul’ uMa Ak’savum
Ang’sakhoni ng’khumbul’uma
Ngith’ ak’savumi ng’khumbul’ uma Sebeth’ indoda endala kangaka Ikhalel’ umawayo
Tha bafwethu ngeke ni-understand
Ndoda endala kangaka ikhalel’ umawayo
Tha bafwethu ngeke ni-understande
Uyojabula mang’fika athi ushembe uyaphila Kulengozi zom’gwaqo mtanami
Ng’yajabul’ ufik’ usaphila
Beka iy’khwama ke emsamo landi impepho kagogo erounden
Ng’phahle ngikhulume nabadala
Ng’batshele usemagcekeni Invul’iyana emakhaya
Ses’phelile amakhaza
Mawubuy’ eGoli, cel’ ung’phathel’ iheater ngoba ngempela uzong’gcwaba
Yaz uma avunamahlaya, ngeke ushone ng’sakuthanda
Kuyoba yis’busiso kimi ukuthi ubekhona mawami mang’shada
Ngob’ uyokwazi thi ukung’bonisa
Masezing’buyela ngith’ emshadweni
Ngoba uyokwazi uth’ ukung’duduza
Masezi ng’buyela ngth’ emshadweni
Ang’sakhoni, ang’sakhoni, ang’sakhoni
Ngikhumbul’ uma Thi ang’sakhoni, ang’sakhoni, ang’sakhoni
Ngikhumbul’ uma Sebeth’ indoda endala kangaka Ikhalel’ umawayo
Tha bafwethu ngeke ni-understand Ndoda endala kangaka ikhalela umawayo
Tha bafwethu ngeke ni-understand Into eng’ythanda ngekhaya,

Exit Sisi Gert, Gert, Sisi Gertrude Sigudla, simomondiya sase-Bhawini...enter the Shwashwaza Sports Crew. The Shwashwaza sports crew have since been taken for a disciplinary hearing after they disappeared last week when they were due to take over from Sisi Gertrude Sigudla, our guest writer, who normally does special sports events coverage. Bahamba bangabuyi. We suspect kutsi they had too much fire leku-BushFire and lost track of time. Sibabone sebatsi nyondlo nyondlo itolo coming to put this column together sasho satsi impela indzaba yemambhawu imatima impela. Anyway, simile sijubo sabo ku-DC kwanyalo we welcome them back. Bangena nge-linoni lengoma ya-Sjava who came dressed like Mageza lekuma-SAMA Awards last Saturday. But vele ke Sjava phela we remember how he came to the popular nightclub ekasi and spent the next day le-Kopas smoking ligwayi lelikhulu and imbibing 750mls of Sibebe without any care in the world.

He just likes to keep it on the low-down and uphila a simple life. Talking of i-life, our sources have told us how this Eswatini international is on the bad books of a reputable coach because of his off-the-field antics. Gazi, our highly impeccable sources, have told us that the soccer star seems to subscribe to the notion that ‘siyohamba ngo-7’ in the many nightclubs of this popular city where he is based khona le-Mzansi.

The nightclub Gazi of this city is well known phela kutsi khona it is the city that never sleeps! Nalo-soccer star ke Gazi never sleeps. Together with three of his teammates, they are always surrounded by the finest little nyoninyonis while downing the finest from the Scottish distillers kwasho Umlangeni in his no-holds-barred column on Tuesday’s.

This has been ongoing Gazi for a long time such that he ended up on the bad books of the coach as the night-life is affecting his performance. Gazi tsine we want to warn him kutsi there are litany of names – local and in SA – of soccer stars who have drank their careers away. He must not be a static. He must stop these shenanigans and focus on his game, otherwise he will be back home sooner than he can say LEKKER JONG!
Hahahahahahaha.

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