THE INFAMOUS TOWEL!

Kwasuka loko ... Sangena Gazi singena on a lovely weekend Gazi where nema-civil servants alibundile and the Shwashwaza sports crew itfole ne-bonus yayo for the year.

So the spirits are high and ku-busy in the country kwatise kutsi kunabo-FNB Smoothfest and nje sitabe sigcotjwe khona.
Gazi, on a sober and sad note, we have noticed phela kutsi lomnyaka is not even a leap year but we have lost so many prominent people tsine sesiyesaba nje.
How we wish this year could end already.

On the brighter side phela, we want to applaud the new Prime Minister, Ambrose Mandvulo Dlamini whose five-year economy recovery plan has excited us, especially on the away trips taken by civil servants where bekubese kuba netimpheketeli letingati nekutsi tiyowentani tihambela nje lama allowance.
Siyabonga Mandvulo even though we know kutsi lama-decisions won’t be popular in some quarters. Just do the right thing, le-post ya-PM vele is not a popularity contest. 

Sebenta Mandvulo siyakuvuma tsine!

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Talking of popularity Gazi reminded us how a Premier League game was called off in mid-week because of an infamous towel. Believe it or not, it was a towel that led to an official fixture being called off le-Big Bend on Wednesday. That’s Eswatini soccer for you Gazi!
Not inclement weather or a stampede, lithawula nje lodvwa Gazi. Phela the belief yemutsi la-Swatini Gazi in football has reached epic proportions ngiko nanyalo we always condemn it in this column and expose how teams spend thousands of Emalangeni paying jujumen instead of investing in proper development programmes or paying their players decent salaries. Kubhadalwa tinyanga Gazi, yonkhe imali.
Drunk
So when this fan, drunk as a divorced sailor, told his friends with whom they were imbibing the waters of immortality with kutsi the towel placed by the goalkeeper was the cause of his side not finding the back of the net, they were not amused. Phela he even hinted kutsi leli-towel linesidladla semfene Gazi which the goalkeeper was allegedly using to stop his side from scoring. Laughable Gazi but true.
That’s why ke he ran onto the field to take away the towel causing a commotion which led to the abandonment of the game. Our sources told us phela that the fan was apprehended and taken to the back of a police van but he was then released.
We are not shocked by that and we won’t be shocked futsi if nothing is done to him even though the club now faces a fine of not less than E50 000. The muti belief Gazi is taking our football back into the dark ages and making a mockery of the professionalisation of football.
We are all waiting with bated breath to see what the Premier League of Eswatini (PLE) will do about this interesting case. Sitayicela ivutsiwe Gazi ... sicela basiphe lelithawula shem ... sifuna kuhlala tukwalo nasibushaya leka-Make Uyangichaza ...

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