4TH OFFICIAL GRABS MUTI FROM BALL BOY

Sidinga ukuhlala sibonisane njenga madoda ngoba kule-game kute lonswembu kunalomunye... ”

Sangena Gazi, singena ngeMlilo, one time hit ye-Big Nuz, which we had hoped to cross ngayo leku-Mdabula Festival which really turned into e-Mdubulo Festival. Nanyalo Gazi siyoyitekela emantjwele. Asizange sesikubone lokunje. Singena Gazi nge-second weekend ya Janu-worry ... Singena Gazi on a weekend where only bafana be-Shwashwaza baphetse imali lengagobeki. Phela Gazi, we know that bekungalaleki in December while people were ‘boxing’ their salaries and bonuses bayidlisa kwemakhiwa. 

Siyabati ke bogugudza umholo Gazi. It’s gonna be a long month Gazi lo Janu-worry because ngaphandle kwalo 31 days una FIVE weeks nje. Our intelligence laku-Shwashwaza has long deduced kutsi when we got our telephone number salaries nga-Dezember sitohlala about 48 days before the next pay. Yhiiiii ... kumatima Gazi.

Gazi, at least ke sitake sime phela laku our favourite beer, , our pride sisho sona Sibebe because phela the time for the best alcohol in the world, our very own home brewed Maganu is here. Liganu Gazi, believe it or not, makes the Shwashwaza crew go bonkers. From now onwards nje Gazi expect more rape and stock theft stories lemakhaya because hhayi lona liganu ne inhhi nenyama kuyahambelana. That is not us saying it but the late Mbhokane nakachacha tinkinga na-Sigcoko. Gwagwagwagwagwagwa. Gazi the muti beliefs in our football have now reached fever pitch. Phela what we saw leka-Somhlolo the other weekend left us gobsmacked.

Our teams have now adopted a really bad habit which may force parents to think twice before allowing their children to go anywhere near being ball boys in elite league football.
Phela we reported Gazi how one of the teams was even given a summary fine after one of their players carried the stuff to the bench in a recent Ingwenyama Cup last 16 clash.
The fourth official saw the players and confiscated the stuff. 

Then again recently a ball boy was carrying a watery substance which he sprinkled kule-synthetic turf and the fourth official spotted the naughty ball boy and took the juice bottle away from him. Unless referee Gomes from Mzansi who red-carded a Kaizer Chiefs ball boy for throwing two balls at the same time in a time-delaying tactic, this ball boy escaped with a stern warning by the fourth official.

The top team, under a lot of surveillance from match officials, is using every trick in the book to ensure they succeed in the ‘Special Projects arena. But using the young ball boys Gazi is too bad. Tsine we hope this trick will come to a stop. The bloated ‘Special Projects’ team is big enough nje to carry the devious acts, not these small boys. Siyanicela tu ...

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