Dear Ambassador Makila James
God bless America! I am not usually religious, but it was the best way for me to make you understand, quickly, that I am on your side.
I have seen what happens to those that offend America and the last thing I need is 12 heavily armed members of SEAL Team Six rappelling through my window with guns blazing, claiming that I was a terrorist threat.
You chaps don’t do things in half measures, I mean you invaded Afghanistan and stayed there for 10 years just to kill one man! The deaths of tens of thousands of others are a mere footnote in history. The Boys think that was a bit over the top, but I disagree.
I wish I had your firepower. My phone was stolen by a crackhead in Fairview. If that was your phone, I bet the people of Manzini would have had a pretty bad day!
Nevermind that Manzini would have been a smouldering hole in the ground. You would have got that crackhead.
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