STAR BEGS SOCCER BABE AFTER FACEBOOK THREAT

Sekunjalo...Woza Dezemba, woza Shwashwaza... it’s another date with the naughty Shwashwaza Sports Crew. 

Gazi, it’s been a traumatic week nje as we all know inyanga isemkhatsini nalokwekutsenga akukho. Sekusele nje tsine tilwane lesiphetse imali lengagobeki ayingeni ngisho ku-wallet. 

Gagagagagaga. Ngiko sesahamba siphetse labo-Mavundla. 

Kodvwa ke Gazi we know next week bantfu ba-hulu batabe sebaholile bogugudza umholo sitojabula sonkhe. Gazi phela it’s FIFA week, which means kudlala ema-national teams. Naleyetfu nje i-national team beyile Congo lapho – as usual – we lost 2-0. Nothing lokutfusako lapho. 

Talking of kutfusa, we were shocked phela when we heard how this top player of a Manzini club yeludvumo had a nasty experience with a soccer babe last Saturday. Bhuti, of foreign descent, has been dating the soccer babe ever since he arrived in the country last year. 

whispering

The two lovebirds were always seen holding hands le-Riverstone, in particular, whispering sweet nothings in each other’s ears, making vows kutsi they will be together forever noma kuze kubuye Jesu. Unbeknown to the soccer babe, bhuti lo is also seeing another sitjununu from le-Ngwane Park. 

Bhuti has been juggling the two ladies like a soccer ball ye-Adidas. This thing Gazi has been going on for months such that it reminded us of a story once told by an ex-officio member ye-Shwashwaza kutsi ka-boyfriend kufana nasesibhedlela. 

Uyafika ulale kulombhedze bosetjentiswa ngulomunye ujove uhambe kungene lomunye. Gagagagaga. Dokotela munye kuhluka lama-patients. 

This seems to be the case with the foreign soccer star of the top Manzini side who unfortunately had a nasty experience last Saturday. 

The main chick – le soccer babe – had apparently been calling bhuti angabambi i-phone lebeyiku-flight mode. 

Sisho e-Sikhuphe lombala Gazi. She then decided kutsi avele agibele i-kombi e-town ayobona kutsi yini leleyenta bae wakhe angabambi i-phone. 

sekushile

When she arrived at the clubhouse some of the friends alo-bhuti were seated outside bamtjela kutsi sekushile as he was inside with the side chick.

Wefika waknocker emnyango kwababete lovulako. 

Then she told lama-friends alo-bhuti kutsi there is no problem she is going to upload all the pictures abo where they are in  a compromising position on Facebook, usayotsenga ema-data bundles aka-Eswatini mobile ale-No Frills Package. 

Hearing the threat bhuti waphuma nge-speed se-cheetah (pun intended) landlini and ran after her asayongena ekhumbini where he literally begged her. 

After pleading with her for 15 minutes or so, sisi understood wagibela i-kombi wahamba leaving him stranded and he reluctantly went back to the clubhouse. 

A few minutes later he emerged with the side chick wamphekeletela wamhambisa because lo-main chick had vowed to come back for a sleep over since ‘kukakhe lapha’. Gagagagagaga. Eish unzima lomthwalo...

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