MUTI MEN USE LADDER TO GAIN ENTRY INTO STADIUM

Minyak’ idlule Ixesha lam lidlule  Ndandicinga kuba nguwe
Ngoba kalokh’ ndandifuna Kuthandwa Nguwe
But I am a queen now
I am such a queen
I am a queen now
You will never break me
Oh I’m a queen now
I am such a queen
Yes I’m a queen
You will never break me
Mna ngithanda wena
Mna ngifuna wena
Mna ngithanda wena
Mna ngifuna wena
Mna ngithanda wena
Mna ngifuna wena
Mna ngithanda wena
Mna ngifuna wena
Inde Lendlela Inde we
Inde Lendlela Inde we
Inde Lendlela Inde we
Inde Lendlela Inde we
Inde Lendlela Inde we
Inde Lendlela
Wololomani sangena Gazi singena on a lovely Saturday when the month is right in the middle singena with the hit song ya-Heavy K, ‘Inde’ and we are in high spirits phela because we heard that the Drumboss will be in the country kulo-Dezember and we can assure you kutsi wherever laya khona sitabe sikhona khona.

Since sivile lokutsi ngatsi utabe ale ku some swanky watering hole, kufanele sigcoke lama-crampalene etfu nema florsheim etfu ekudula.
Gazi, first things first. Phela last week we were given a weekend off by baphatsi since we were in pain following the passing away of former Editor of this newspaper and the man who approved this famous column, Thulani Thwala and nje besibuhlungu Gazi.

We will tackle this one later. Solo sisebuhlungu. Gazi, since today our refrigerator igcwele sitovele singene endzabeni without wasting more time.
Gazi, the issue of muti in our football is taking centre-stage this season such that phela for the first time we have seen a player being sent off and a team being fined a summary fine of E10 000.

Gazi, you would think we are making this up, but this is the truth. You can check with the Premier League of Eswatini office. It is there in black and white. Gazi, so widespread is the belief yemutsi that one of our crew members even remarked that kule-season, very soon, sitobona tinyanga doing warm-ups ku-touchline when the season reaches its climax. We can’t bet against loko Gazi.
Phela, the other Saturday night in one of the modest venues ngala-sugar belt, the unthinkable happened.

guarded

Phela, the host team had guarded the main entrance the night before, having been told that the visiting top team would attempt to go inside the stadium and do some juju work phela in preparation for the game the next afternoon.

So they tightened le-security Gazi to the point yekutsi three guys stood guard at the entrance for the whole night. Unbeknown to them that the top club had come up with a better plan to breach security, they organised a ladder Gazi, which they erected next to one of the corners of the stadium, bayibeka latukwe hedge and managed to gain entry into the stadium especially to the goal-posts where they eventually scored the lone goal.

That was very creative Gazi. We have never thought of such. But ke some people are very creative.
Gazi, our teams have now taken things a notch up and using even unorthodox means to get their juju work done. But using a ladder takes the cake for us. no, seningetulu bekunene ... natsi siphakamisa tandla ke nyalo. Yoh, unzima lomthwalo ...

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