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SPECIAL PROJECT MEMBER ALMOST TURNED AWAY AT BORDER!

20/10/2018 00:52:00 By Shwashwaza

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Ewe Ndiyavuma
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Intuthu emahlwen’am uhmmm
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Mgodi Mgodi Ndizimela ngawe
Mgodi Mgodi Ndizimela ngawe
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Mgodi Mgodi ndizimela ngawe
Mgodi Mgodi ndizimela ngawe
Mgodi Mgodi ndizimela ngawe
Mgodi Mgodi ndizimela ngawe
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Bendingayazi zosuswa ngumani
Uzozibonela ngam
Uzozenzela ngam
Mna ndigutyungelwe
Siqhushumbisi qhushuma ahhhhaaa ngam
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Bendingayazi zosuswa ngubani

Kwasuka loko ... it’s another Saturday, another date with the Shwashwaza Sports Crew and today nje singena ngelinoni lengoma leshaywa by all-time favourite artist, Zahara called ‘Mgodi’ and we are inspired by this song because natsi siphumile emgodini phela. We welcome back some of our crew members lebesekanyamalele after they got paid their six-month allowance. We have since decided kutsi sale sibabhadala ANNUALLY vele bese sibanika i-leave ya-six months ngoba bangahola they go AWOL. Futsi impela!

Gazi, talking of allowances phela reminded us of the juicy story of how a member of the ‘Special Project’ Committee for one of the national teams recently almost aborted his trip to one of the far-flung countries la-Africa because of a momentary concentration lapse from one of the technical members. Phela all was well as the member of the Special Projects joined the rest of the crew kule-coach as they undertook the trip phela basuka le-Sigwaca House. Gazi he was besides himself with joy. It was going to be the first time phela agibela indiza. He had told his children the previous night kutsi he was looking forward kugibela indiza mshini. He had told all his friends in the world of spooks kutsi sobikile nakubo-Gogo mkhulu about the trip and they had approved it. Unbeknown to him, all was to become a mess nakufikwa e-border. They managed to stamp their passport on the Swazi side because the team phela ayehli but when it came to the South African side wasuka umsindvo.

Missing

Two passports were missing Gazi. It turned out phela kutsi such documents were being kept by a senior member of the technical team as per instructions from umphatsi le-Sigwaca. Bhuti shem had forgotten the two passports – the other belonged to another ‘doctor’ of the team but lowesilungu – and asala phansi kwemcamelo le-camp site ka-Lobamba.

The mood changed Gazi within the team bus as frantic efforts were made to get transport to go and pick the passport leku-camp site. The ‘Special Projects’ Committee member looked gloomy and anxious.

The Eswatini Football Association managed to organise a car and rushed the officials to Johannesburg and befika on time to join the rest of the team before they boarded the plane to the tip of the African continent. Tsine ke Gazi when we heard the story savele sabona kutsi ibhemile lekuhambeni and the results proved us right. Eyi unzima lomthwalo ...