IS IT A WHISKY IN A KOLA CAN?

Nomakanjani ye-dali wami ... ngeke ngikushiye sofa silahlane ... noma bekuthuka bathi awugezi ... unuka umlomo ngikuthanda unjalo...”

Sangena Gazi singena with one-time hit song yaMabrr ... yebo Gazi sisho Brenda Fassie. Phela such songs solo tishisa tikhotsa leka-Make uyangichaza where sibuyele khona sibutjubha khona after the fanfare ya bo-Bush Fire.

Gazi can it be 2019 already! We love the Bush Fire and some of the naughty things we engaged in letimotweni nakulamathende Gazi tishwacisa lugogo.

Phela for us, this was the fifth time we attended this big and internationally acclaimed festival but singalisho ligcwale umlomo Gazi kutsi this ‘was the best ever’.

Nanyalo we are still trying to recover from all the fun. That’s why nje we are back Ka-Make uyangichaza trying to nurse our week-long hangover with Sibebe 750mls. We are loyal to the brand. Sinatsa kwetfu ... Gagagagagagaga.

Gazi, talking of drinking the waters of immortality, we were reminded by a comment made by a former Wanderers official who loves the maroon and white outfit to boot. Phela he told us while we massacred ema-750mls leka-Make Uyangichaza this week kutsi yena he doesn’t understand the hullabaloo about the sensational story of top striker, Aladeon Kola joining Mbabane Swallows on a three-month deal. We tried Gazi to explain kutsi it is just to enable the player to play for Swallows kule CAF Champions league and that’s why he has signed for three months.

The fact is that his contract ne-Liweseli ended on Thursday (May 31, 2018) and according to the reports quoting the player’s agent, Charles Matsebula, there was a period nga-February where Wanderers should have exercised the right to renew the player’s loan contract. Nekutsi nje Gazi, the player has always been signed on a one-year loan agreement with Liweseli over the years. Yena vele belongs to Black Swallows ya-Matsebula.

So since ke ne-contract yale-loan was coming to an end, Matsebula and the player were free to engage in negotiations with any other team hence ke the Swallows deal came about.
Matsebula futsi insists he did the honourable thing, alerting Wanderers kutsi the player will join Swallows for CAF Champions league on a three months deal and they were still open for negotiations.

Lokudlala ku CAF will help advertise the player while helping ‘Tinyoni’ achieve their quest to conquer Africa.
But in his drunken stupor, the former Wanderers official left us in stitches of laughter when he said: “Mine noma nitsini ... intfo lengiyibonako lana kutsi le-deal ye-Swallows na-Matsebula is a whisky in a Coca Kola can ...”

Heheheehehehe ... It threw the whole shebeen lekasi into stitches. Sisho i-whisky in a Coca Kola can impela!
Phela we remembered how Barney ... eish kodvwa leka-SBIS abafuni umuntfu kutsiwe mfana wami. Sisho the PM describing Sibahle Sinje as a ‘whisky in a coca cola can’ sometime back.

Nale deal lena nje Gazi, the former Wanderers official articulated kutsi kuye there is more than meets an eye. He even told us clearly kutsi Kola will be playing for ‘Tinyoni’ in the new season – 2018/19 season.

Matsebula insists kutsi any team can negotiate with him for the player’s signature because he is a free agent now that his contract with Wanderers has expired and he has not renewed with Liweseli. Very interesting week it has been Gazi on this juicy story. Sesiyova khona kutsi yi-Coca Cola mbamba noma vele kutenta sa-whisky in a coca KOLA can ... kliklikliklikli ...

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