BATTLE OF DRESSING ROOMS

Ngike ngahamba ngaya le ... ngadibana nayo lento ... into encinci nje ... kodwa eyi yamnandi into ... yamnandi lento ... akunalutho ... yamnandi into...”

Sangena Gazi singena with a one-time hit ya-DJ Cndo yakudzala Gazi and it reminded us phela of the good old days Gazi when we used to sit kuma-crates le-Garage bar ekasi sidle emabhodlela. Those days Gazi were lit, kwasho lama-yo lasakhona these days.

Gazi, talking of lit phela reminded us kutsi sekusele less than a week for le 40/40 party ye-Mlangeni lesive ngandlebenye kutsi itabe ikhona lekasi letfu. Tsine ke we don’t need any invitation card sitovele sitseleke.
Someone told us it might be postponed to first week yalo-May but ke we are keeping tabs on that one ekugcineni tsine sitotseleka ngetinkhani nje noma ingaba nini. Sigcotjwe khona. Gazi talking of kugcotjwa, phela our sources told us how this marshal we-Nkunzi was beaten to pulp wabaleka waze wafika emashibhini leka-Lobamba under attack from no-nonsense Wanderers marshals on the night ahead of the big semi-final clash phela last Sunday leka Somhlolo.

Phela if you thought le-boxing duel that played itself out an hour before the game behind the Somhlolo National Stadium dressing rooms aptly called ‘the battle of the dressing rooms’ by Umlangeni in his no-holds-barred column, SONSA, on Tuesday, bekulite lelite Gazi lokwasemini. The real fight was on the early hours of the Sunday morning. Phela both teams had sent marshals to patrol leka-Somhlolo kutsi neither gained entry kuyosebenta on the pitch. Then you wonder why ke the Ministry of Sports even hires security when the stadium is being guarded by the teams so efficiently ngatsi bagadze sigodlo lombala.

Gazi, as both teams kept guard over the stadium, one of the marshals of Liweseli made a call to his friends le-Bremer asking for a back-up because “letilima tigcwele la.”
He apparently said more unprintable expletives Gazi. Kwatsi kungakapheli ngisho one hour, two kombis full-to-capacity with men carrying all sorts of weapons arrived. Lomunye bekaze aphetse lipiki nelikhuba Gazi. Umangale kutsi besekuyogutjwa bhatata yini. Lol! 

One of the Highlanders marshals fearing for his life would have outpaced even our own Swazi Bolt, sisho lo-Sibusiso Matsenjwa all the way up wayofika lemashibhini ka-Lobamba. This should have been the warning signs for Inkunzi kutsi angeke kuhambe kahle.

Then when Wanderers won the coin-toss yema-dressing rooms kantsi tilwane te-Nkunzi besevele tifake ‘speed-trap’ kule dressing room while kusadlala le-Women’s Cup games that was to be used by Liweseli, things got worse as Wanderers marshals quickly seized control of the dressing room. It left ‘Inkunzi’ having to pass through their own speed-trap Gazi. Yavela yabhema le-deal Gazi.

This was more evident ngisho on the faces of high ranking officials e-Highlanders as the game kicked off. Gagagagaga ... Gazi sisho bantfu kushaywa tindvuku tabo! Eyi ... Unzima lomthwalo!

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