SPECIAL PROJECTS MAN LOSES ‘SMALL PLASTIC’

Mine ngisicathulo ... mina ngisicathulo ... bonkhe abantu banyathela ngami ... manje sengigugile...”  Sangena Gazi singena ngelinoni lengoma la-Tipcee featuring artists, ‘Isicathulo’. Singena right in the middle of the month and we are taking it slowly Gazi – for obvious reasons. Phela we know you are so broke, you can’t even pay attention! Kliklikliklikliklikli. Lentfo lehlala ekhukhwini ayibonakali.

Sekusele tsine nje kuphela Gazi ngoba tsine siphetse lemali lengagobeki Gazi ayingeni ngisho ku wallet lombala.
Tsine Gazi site month-end, site umkhatsi wenyanga ... sihlala sishisa libhode lase-Hotel impela.

Gazi, it’s just a week before we celebrate lo 50/50 weludvumo sesibona ngema decorations nje ngisho leka-Make Uyangichaza nakhona Gazi bawafakile. Kusho kutsi yindumezulu impela.
Sivile ke ngandlebenye kutsi an ex-officio crew member ye-Shwashwaza will be celebrating 50 years ... er 40/40 yakhe naye kulamaviki letako and a ‘mother of all parties’ is on the cards and will be held lekasi lamakasi ... leNkandla yelidvumo.

Phela plans are already underway. Sisho phela yena Umlangeni. Kwanyalo Gazi asiyibambe lapho but our sources have told us kutsi it’s a ‘private party’, which means only by invitation and the theme is black and white’ akudlalwa.
Cha uyayitsandza le-Pirates yakhe lomuntfu we suspect une-underwear yayo vele. Gegegegegegegege.
Tsine ke siyi-Shwashwaza, we don’t need invitation cards sitawuvele sisuke le-Timele Bar and walk to the VIP area where we are told kutabe kudukwe lama-Champagne, nabo-Cognac nema-Whisky. Invitation card or not tsine sitabe sikhona vele.

Sitatiteka kahle next week keletema 40/40, kwanyalo Gazi let’s not waste time sivele singene etindzabeni.
Phela it’s the SwaziBank Cup semi-finals this weekend, which reminded us of the scenario leka-Somhlolo last week when a ‘special projects’ man wabona lokwabonwa yinja nge-moon Gazi.
Phela while seated kule grand stand yema-yellow seats, the ‘special projects’ man was holding a ‘small plastic’ – and God knows what was inside it – and this was noted by some of the fans of the top side who quickly jumped to the yellow seat grand stand and confronted him. A small battle ensued Gazi as they wrestled for the ‘small plastic’ lase-Spar.

Gazi there was a lot of pushing and shoving you would have thought kubangwa imali noma inyama Gazi. Others joined from both sides as the fight threatened to turn into mayhem.
The opposition fan, wearing light green shorts, took the plastic and disappeared into the main grandstand of  his team and kwabe kuphela kwemdlalo Gazi.

Hehehehehehe ... the belief on muti Gazi has reached epic levels laswatini but lokunje Gazi asizange sesikubone. Eish unzima lomthwalo ...

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