TINYONI TIYASHAYANA – LITERALLY!

Nisixoshelani ... i-party imnandi kangaka ... niwabizelani amaphoyisa ... i-party imnandi kangaka ...
Sangena Gazi singena ngelinoni lengoma of the Afro-pop group Mafikizolo and singena ngayo Gazi because phela we have been told one former crew member celebrated Mbabane Swallows’ historic 1-0 win over Zambia’s Zanaco in every night club along the Mbabane-Manzini corridor. We have been told bekashaya ngisho i-Vosho lombala which surprised us because lelijaha would struggle to raise his own feet.

Kodvwa ke Gazi that is beside the point, what tickled our fancy this week was hearing the news of a brawl leku-training ye-Tinyoni.
Phela our sources told us it was more like a free-for-all as the players were divided right in the middle of who they support.

Our sources atsi ke-wona no blows were exchanged kwaba ngulama-push push nje and exchange of unprintable expletives directed to each other between the left full back nale-top striker lengasiko mnyama kakhulu.

The rest of the players ke tried to separate the two lebebafuna kucimlana vele.
Gazi, tsine ke we went back to our refrigerator and retrieved a juicy story at the same training pitch phela back in early November. Lena ke Gazi akuzange kube ma-push-push kwakhala imphama Gazi leyeviwa by one of our crew members who was enjoying his Castle Lager can as a member le-Mbabane Club.

Sisho i-Chesa Mpama. We even suspected yaselela lemphama lendlela Gazi leyabhoma ngayo.
Phela one of the defenders had a heated argument with one of the members of Tinyoni’s Special Projects Committee langagcwala Sprinter sawo nje odvwa ngendlela lamanengi ngawo.

The defender did not take kindly to a comment made by the Special Projects member and he rushed to him without even further probing him, he unleashed a Chesa Mpama that looked like it had been sponsored and designed for a commercial boxing match advert.
The member of the Special Projects Committee never retaliated wavele watibindzela nje and walked away. Two members of the club management then talked to the defender who was spitting fire kutsi akafuni kujwayelwa kabi yena.

The officials told the defender to calm down but he did not want to listen as he also told one senior member of the team kutsi he does not fear him, he just respects him.
Gazi, phela we were not surprised then when the defender was relegated to the bench for some few games before bouncing back to the playing field.

So ke Gazi, maybe this time kwaba ma-push-push but ke before yakhala vele lemphama Gazi.
Maybe there is just too much energy or bajima kakhulu labadlali be-Tinyoni they end up wanting to release the tension. Sesingacela nje coach wato-Tinyoni, Babe Vilakati kutsi for the Group Stages aka-CAF it would not be a bad idea to also engage labaka-SWABA (Swaziland Boxing Association) to take the players through boxing lessons as we suspect that with the pressure that will come with playing in Africa, there will be more bouts.

Perhaps the club can form a Boxing Club and expand, after-all, there are seemingly more bouts on the club’s training than the number of tournaments SWABA can stage these days.
Shaka angete ashayeka but Tinyoni tiyashayana todvwa – literally!
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