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THIS ‘DE JOKE’ MUST STOP!

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My dearest readers ... Bailiff! All rise, the highest court in the land will now hear case number: 24/07/2017, at Court B, the State versus Pieter De Jongh and Bomber Mthethwa with Honourable Judge Lwazi Knowledge Manqoba Dlamini presiding.


PROSECUTOR (Lenhle Nhlane): Your honour, the first accused person, Pieter De Jongh, has been charged with treason for bringing endless trauma and sheer embarrassment to the Swazi nation by turning the national team, Sihlangu into a big joke. Our home boy, Harries ‘Madze’ Bulunga had done well, taking us from the depths of abyss – 186 to position 88 in the FIFA World rankings and even came within a whisker of qualifying for the Africa Cup of Nations 2017 before his contract was shockingly not renewed by the National Fumblers...er Football Association of Swaziland (NFAS).

It was a question of egos. Just this past weekend, De Jongh added salt to a gashing wound by master-minding a 3-0 shattering defeat when the nation was still coming to terms with the mind-numbing 4-0 defeat to the self-same Zambia’s Chipolopolo in the CHAN qualifier, which ultimately led to an imminent exit on a tear-jerking 7-0 aggregate. It was our worst defeat since another journey-man, Valere Billen, misled the nation’s pride to a record 10-0 to Egypt some years ago. De Jongh, my Lord, should be found guilty of these charges and sent packing to his home country, Holland.


My Lord, the 2nd accused, Adam ‘Bomber’ Mthethwa, has been charged with mismanagement and bringing football into disrepute by failing to renew Harries ‘Madze’ Bulunga’s contract without any valid reasons and imposing the calamity that is Pieter De Jongh upon us as a nation. Our football is run exactly like the imploding African National Congress (ANC). 

Mthethwa’s stinking arrogance after the ‘Gupta family’ (read PLS) orchestrated his re-election a month ago left all of us in aghast as he mumbled something to the effect that “he doesn’t need football, football needs me,”. Pure arrogance of the highest order, my Lord!

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