TOP CLUB GIVES CONTRACTED STRIKER A HONDA FIT VEHICLE

Kwasuka loko ... Sangena Gazi singena on a beautiful Saturday, singena right in the middle of the month, singena on a traumatic week Gazi where we were saddened by the passing away of a music legend Ray Chikapa Phiri who died of cancer this week.

He was one of our favourite artists Gazi especially since some of our crew members, phela bayalibhema naleligwayi lelikhulu.
They were almost in tears when the news broke through and Gazi they spent the evening drowning their sorrows in copious amounts of Sibebe and Castle Lager. Rest In Peace Chikapa!

We can almost say the same about the hopes of this top Mbabane side who thought they had captured the top striker of a Manzini side kantsi abakabuti elangeni.

Gazi, the top Mbabane side were so eager to land the striker they ignored everything, even laid down procedure. Our sources told us that apparently the striker hinted kutsi yena his contract iphelile, when the reality is that he signed a five-year contract, which has three years left.

The top club phela, according to our sources, has bought the striker a Honda Fit as part of the offer they dangled infront of him.
Yebo Gazi sisho bona labo-Dlamini labangcwele yonkhe indzawo.

Ever heard how in one of the staff rooms in a High school, the head teacher walked in and ask that the driver of a Honda fit remove it as it was standing on the way of a delivery van, the whole staffroom was suddenly empty as every teacher went outside.

Hahahahahahaha ...
The striker is reportedly cruising around in the small car which is so popular amongst the local folk, ngatsi you buy one and get another free.
After the original team which is holding onto the contract of the strike came out to say ‘Hands off our player’, the team management has been holding endless meetings kutsi how do they sort out this issue because apparently they have duped in the whole deal.
One of our sources even told us Gazi kutsi if the top Mbabane side, leseyiyinkhulu ngeligama, nge performance DOLOLO ... must raise at least E150 000 if they are serious about signing the striker.

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