TOP FOREIGN MUTI MAN CROSSES THE RUBICON

Bengino E4 000 sengisele no E2 000 cedile mali nabo-Mbali ...  Sekunjalo Gazi, sangena on a lovely Saturday singena with one-time hit yalabafana base-Durban sisho yona i-Big Nuz.

We were a bit disappointed phela when we heard kutsi ngatsi bacabane as Mampintshi is busy with his new stable nalo-Babes Wodumo and has no time to perform nalo-Danger these days. But we hope they can work things out because phela i-Nuz is the reason we love Kwaito this much. They have produced one hit after hit ... basijaivise unyaka wonkhe ngo-December. We don’t know how many ‘cross over’ songs they have produced nje. We just like them. Gazi phela this weekend is a busy one before kucale ema-Easter holidays next week.

Phela besides that ‘Tinyoni’, the ‘Van Damme’ of local football, as nicely coined by our former mphatsi Umlangeni, is leaving today baya le-Congo to represent the country in the CAF Confederation Cup play-off game against AC Leopard, tomorrow leka-Somhlolo, the SwaziBank Cup semi-finals take centre stage. Kuzofiwa Gazi!

Emzansi, the NedBank Cup, the one, nayo is taking centre stage. Phela we have not seen umlangeni these days since Mike Mohammed orchestrated the defeat of his beloved Pie-rates ku-league leaving the Soweto giants on the brink of relegation. He is hiding from us because phela on the same night – last Saturday – ibhacabulwe yi-Free State Stars i-Pie-rates, Likhosi beat the boisterous Mamelodi Sundowns leaving

motor-mouth Pitso Mosimane speaking French. Likhosi lela ... if you take us for granted siyakubhacabula. We are a big club. Our sources phela Gazi have told us kutsi even the top South African side ikhendla khona la-Swatini.

Phela we were all left shocked when the team bus ventured into our shores labanye batsi beyitolungiswa ema-tyre samangala ke tsine seyingashiya ema-garage e-Mbhiza lakangaka itofakwa ema-tyre laka-gogo. We smell inunu. But ke tsine we have heard kutsi the top foreign muti man, who seems to decide who wins games, is now assisting our favourite South African team. We are not really surprised.

But what has shocked us more kutsi kule-SwaziBank Cup he is not only helping one of the enterprising sides but he has actually crossed the rubicon. Phela it’s an open secret Gazi kutsi he was doing duty for a top Mbabane side in the past two seasons in which the team iwine ngisho inkukhu tournament, if ever there was one, but he has crossed the rubicon. Phela the team that actually brought him to Swaziland is in the last four of the SwaziBank Cup. He has literally carried them through.

Our sources told us kutsi phela when he came to Swaziland he used to stay at the home of a former top government official who is back ‘assisting’ the top club in the ‘Special Projects’. The former government official has told everyone who cares to listen kutsi he wants to deliver the big trophy to the hordes of the club supporters.

But what has left us wondering kutsi how will he do this given that he is also ‘assisting’ this enterprising team of the moment too?
If the two teams can face each other leku-final, whose side will he be on because the officials of the other teams are known supporters of the bigger team?
Very interesting Gazi. Lena sitayicela ivutsiwe impela. #YELELE

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