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OFFICIAL WEEPS LIKE A BABY AFTER TONGUE-LASHING FROM CLUB BOSS

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Kwesuka loko ... Gazi, we know it’s April Fool’s Day today but ke we are not pulling any prank on you, the Shwashwaza Sports Crew is here.


Phela we had promised kutsi labafana will take a break and Sis Gertrude will take her revered place here today but ke nah, some hot juicy stories Gazi have to be told this week tingaze tibole.
Good for you, dear reader, kutsi, for the first time ever, this column, loved by many and hated by some, will have a double whammy today as the notorious boys are here kantsi na-Sisi Gert, Gert simomondiya sase-Bhawini naye ukhona to do her thang. Sisho i double treat ke Gazi today. Kwatise phela kutsi April is our birthday month.


Very few phela remember kutsi this people’s column turns 17 years old this month.
How times flies Gazi! Yebo, you heard us right ... 17 years baba! Labanye bayaphuma labanye bayangena but i-Shwashwaza iyohlala ikhona. We are planning a celebration yemhlaba Gazi.
Please wait for those invitations because Gazi, the waters of immortality will be flowing like river Nile, good music (our favourite song ‘Tigi’ by Sands obviously on the playlist) delicious food sitabe sidla i-sushi on top of naked models njengo-Kenny….Gegegegege. Gazi, without further ado kwasho bo-MC kuma-functions asivele singene endzabeni.


Phela the unthinkable happened last weekend when a club boss invaded a dressing room, hopping mad after his team failed to play to expectations and gave not only the players a tongue-lashing but even some of the top officials. Waving his finger in the air, the official was in a foul mood, letting everybody know how unimpressed he is and that he knows the backstabbers and will deal with them.
Our sources Gazi told us kutsi it was so quiet langekhatsi kuma-dressing rooms you could have heard a pin drop. He then singled out a top official who is assisting the team kuma-special projects washiya lalikhohliwe Gazi, which saw the official fighting back tears xem.


He actually cried like an abandoned baby. Phela tsine we know kona the official has the rival club running in his vein and once assisted an armed forces side before the biggest fall-out with a top official of this club, who has only taken the club from heroes to zeros in no-time. The official Gazi yabonakala tinyembeti setigcwele emehlweni ngatsi uku-memorial service of his best friend.
Phela Gazi we know this club boss brooks non-nonsense and does not settle for less. Akadlali nje. Perfection is his middle name. This top official should have known what he was dealing with. Back-stabbing does not exist in his vocabulary nje. He rewards only loyalty.


Gazi we hope nje the phase lena itowengca and they can continue to work together though vele some of our sources told us some of the club’s long serving officials were sceptical about this particular official from the onset.
They wonder why the club is bringing its enemies closer and closer. Maybe the club adheres to the notion that you must bring your enemies closer to know and see how they do things. Tsine ke Gazi in the world of the spooks sati kutsi there is no loyalty and we are not shocked by the latest happenings. Sitayicela ivutsiwe Gazi ...

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