OCEAN’S ELEVEN!

Ye-DJ Tira no Sox ninemsindo ... nine msindo...”  Sangena Gazi singena with one of the hits a-Dezember featuring our main man, Professor, DJ Tira na-Sox be Durban’s finest ... we are in high spirits phela Gazi because what has been happening in football circles these days kushwacisa lugogo. We think the football gods nje must be crazy.

Phela we are a bit bias Gazi as you know phela kutsi locally we just love Sigebhugebhu…siyi-Nkunzi yekutalwa and therefore when our B-team, Matsapha United, caused the biggest upset in the history of the SwaziBank Cup by killing the so-called Van Damme, vele bekungatsi yi-movie lombala and we celebrated like Sihlangu had just won the World Cup. Phela Gazi besesidziniwe yi-Swallow everywhere we go nje, Swallows this, Swallows that. Bese sisaba nekuvula i-fridge sitsi kutophuma i-Swallow. Heek, heek, heek.

Gazi, then ke we watched the movie yale come back ye-Barcelona beating PSG 6-1 to overturn a first leg 4-0 defeat. Asizange sesikubone lokunje. This was a miracle Gazi.

It’s something lesitakutjela our grandchildren. We laughed in our handkerchiefs phela when we also read how ‘Mshengu’ we-Young Buffaloes was dragged to court for maintenance this week and pleaded with Magistrate kutsi yena ngeke amkhone lo E1 000 per month because, wait for it, he has EIGHT other kids. EIGHT! Yebo sisho i-crazy EIGHT Gazi.

Hhayi khona, we are certain kutsi ‘Mshengu’ is a top goalscorer on and off the field. He is like one of our former crew member naye lohlala atsi yena he can play a Seven-Aside tournament with his kids abe ngu-goalkeeper.
But EIGHT gazi, hhayi ke siphakamisa tandla. Phela ‘Mshengu’ it would seem he is trying to show the makers of Choice Assorted biscuits kutsi he can make it better!

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