PIRATES STAR ESCAPES MOURNERS’ WRATH AT CHAOTIC NIGHT VIGIL

Kwasuka loko... wangena u-BB... dilika bantwana... sangena Gazi on a  Saturday after a one week absence and we are in full spirits because phela each time we have to put this column together – with different juicy stories – coming from different crew members it becomes a beehive of activity.

It’s like monkeys descending on an unguarded maize field. Phela some of the stories that don’t get to make it into the famous column on Saturday are so hilarious even Trevor Noah would fall over himself with laughter.
We have now reinforced in our stable Gazi as you know it’s off-season and teams are signing left, right and centre. Nanatsi Gazi we are recruiting new sources for the new season and rest assured, we will be leaving no stone unturned.

Sibabonile naba labazama kuba famous ngatsi lakubo-Facebook when Sihlangu were riding the crest of the wave leku-COSAFA Castle Cup.
Licala aliboli Gazi. We are watching you.

Gazi we laughed kwaze kwaba buhlungu tisu when we heard how this striker of the Moneni Buccaneers and a group of friends had to run for dear life at a funeral ngala ngakubo Luve where they were chased by the mourners who wanted to beat them up for their misbehaviour.

Phela the striker, who can be as lethal as Griezmann inside the box on his day and his friends had been drinking inside the tent at the funeral of their late friend, making nasty comments and disturbing the pastor while he was delivering his sermon until the community police decided to intervene.
They first told them to keep quiet inside the tent but they would hear none of it.  

Making lewd jokes and hurling bad comments, they were a nuisance.
While still making jokes kwachamuka kwelikhehla nesagila hhayi kwayicedza indzaba ngoba lomkhambatsi kwavuleka sikhala babaleka bayoshona emfuleni.

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