’DOWNS STAR RUNS FOR DEAR LIFE AT HILLTOP

Azange ngibone into njena... mhlolo wami... izolo lomfazi ungibize ngo-James... azange ngibone into njena... yimihlolo into njena...,” once sang phela that famous SA music group, Tear Gas.

Gazi, natsi asizange sesikubone lokunjena... wobo naku sesingalandzeli i-protocol. Our gratitude goes to ‘Sisi Gertrude’... lesimomondiya sase-Bhawini... who was on this seat last week and gave us a low down on the SwaziBank Cup grand opening lebekuyi-‘Morning glory’... hahahahaha as Sis Gert Gert put it. We enjoyed her piece Gazi uyatibeka lo-Sisi tandla... Jealousy down. We can’t wait for her next assignment because phela it also gives us a chance to put our feet up and enjoy the coldest Sibebe bottles... sibufunkhute strong. Talking of kubufunkhuta Gazi, one of the Sundowns top players, a defender, had a traumatic night last week when he had to run for dear life ngala-Hilltop. Thanks to his extensive training, he managed to save himself from the attackers who had cornered him at a flat of this little nyoninyoni he had visited.

Phela bhuti has been dating the little nyoninyoni, who has a child with one of the guys in the same area. The Sundowns defender would occasionally make late night visits when lo-baby dad was not around. Unbeknown to him lo-baby dad was already suspecting kutsi Sisi sone-Roll On – sisho Makhwapheni.

Her behaviour had started to change. Phela Gazi labo-Sisi once kwaba na-Makhwapheni bayashintja bese baba busy ku-WhatsApp, sebatsetsa lite nje bakuncansukele ungakabenti lutfo. So he pretended he wouldn’t be visiting lo-Sisi that night and she then invited the Sundowns defender over. Watseleka bhuti behla kanye kanye esiteshini ngekombi yekugcina from town. The baby dad and his friends saw them.

Babindza nje. An hour later they invaded the flat and the Sundowns star bolted out of the room like a bullet with the three guys chasing after him.

He got two lashes from the stick carried by a friend of the baby dad as he bolted away. They chased him down the road but his extensive training came to the rescue as he showed them a clean pair of heels. But yangena lemivimba lemibili. We can only imagine Gazi kutsi if they found him inside the flat. We could have had another ‘Senzo Meyiwa’ tragedy phela.

Sisi naye was not spared as he got a few claps from the enraged like a Spanish Bull baby dad. That’s the price you pay for cheating yedzadze. As for bhuti, get it from us, never set your foot again le-Hilltop otherwise utawubuya usebhokisini... Forewarned is forearmed...

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