Times Of Swaziland: ANOTHER CUTE SOCCER COUPLE

ANOTHER CUTE SOCCER COUPLE
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By Shwashwaza on 16/03/2019 01:03:00


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[Verse 1]
Aw zamthililili
Ezam nazi lay’ ebhilidini
Unga-worry man, nxay billi yin?
Ey nay’ indingiliza, jaiva kant yini?
Sihamba nabo Mam Tikilishi
Abothalala, I can’t believe it
Uyaphupha, mina I’m killing it
Can’t walk in my shoes, mina elami iteki lisha
Inkantini ayishe
Masisuka la siyenkambini, angithi?
Sizoba ma tas tas, k’sasa syaphinda, angithi?
Wololomani sangena Gazi singena nge-Vur Vai ya-Kwesta, one of our favourite
artists aseMzansi. Phela whenever this song ikhala ka Make uyangichaza you would
swear ubikela i-JikaMajika the way our crew members simply get down to the beat.
Besides phela, Kwesta is like one of us ungatsi nje utodibana naye lekasi
ayotsenga sinkhwa nelubisi.
At times nasaphetse le-Ngudu, uze ashaye kancane ngatsi usuka lespotini
sasekasi. Gazi phela being down to earth makes people easily identify with us.
That’s why nje we didn’t find it ku-story tsine that Miss Eswatini gets
around in a public transport. Uphambana naye nje e-bus rank and or even share
naye i-seat in a backseat of a Quantum letjekile ube utidlela i-fish and chips
(Yhii ... you know the type ledla i-fish ekhumbini kunuke yonkhe lekhumbi and in
the next seat kukhona kwelijaha lokudla ummbila wekosa kwehlise ngemahewu ...
klikliklikli).
This is what our beauty queen experiences while her peers move ngema-Porsche
from Sandton to Rosebank in pure luxury and kuloyo mzuzu sipping Champagne
darling kwasho Queen B!
On a serious note, le-story salonobuhle welive sifuna kufakelwa emehlo. Talking
of an issue lefuna kufakelwa emehlo phela reminded us about the juicy story we
have kept under wraps for over a year now. Solo siyabuka nje. Phela a defender
of a Mbabane side is dating a high ranking female official that lives and abides
by FIFA’s doctrine of FairPlay, if you know what we mean.
tribulations
The relationship Gazi is so strong it has survived all trials and tribulations.
Noma nje kuyi-Coke ne-Fanta Orange, the two lovebirds – literally – are so
smitten with each other they are now even live-in lovers. Benta
lokwamasihlalisane kwasho the late Jim Gama. Tsine ke Gazi, we love this new
couple which has since eclipsed phela lo-Posh and Becks, we introduced not so
long ago khona lana in this famous page phela of a team official dating a
prominent striker of tomorrow’s Ingwenyama Cup finalist, Young Buffaloes.
The new soccer couple Gazi, our sources, have confided in us kutsi bamatse
nelulwimi. We are very happy for them, asinamona tsine Gazi. We wish them the
best and we are yet to verify this but one of our highly impeccable sources
close to the couple has told us they could soon be walking down the aisle.
Sicela ema-invitations please or else, as usual, we will simply invite
ourselves!
We dedicated to the new soccer couple, the late Robbie Malinga and Musa’s
super track, Mthande ... umbambe ngesandla, umuntu wakho umbheke emehlweni noma
angashaya imfengwane dvutane nawe ... kliklikliklikliklikliklikli ...