Times Of Swaziland: TOP OFFICIAL’S CHEQUES BOUNCE!

TOP OFFICIAL’S CHEQUES BOUNCE!
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By Shwashwaza on 08/09/2018 04:51:00


Yini lento oyenzayo Ufuna ukung’shiya
Yini lento oyenzayo
Ufuna ukung’lahla Yini lento oyenzayo
Ngabalaleli abantu bafuna ukus’qhatha
Ngabalaleli abantu Ngabalaleli abantu bafuna s’xabane
Ngabaleli abantu Ngamane ng’bhubhe Ngamane ng’shone emini
Ngamane ng’bhubhe Ng’thanda wena (weeeh)
You make me feel brand new
You make me feel young
You make me feel brand new
Ng’thanda wena (weeeh) Ngamane
ng’bhubhe Ngamane
ng’shone emini Ngamane
ng’bhubhe Ng’thanda wena (weeeh)
You make me feel brand new
You make me feel young
You make me feel brand new
Ng’thanda yena (weeh)
Sangena Gazi, singena with another big banger by Mkhonzeni.
Sisho yena Professor featuring Feye in the piece titled ‘Brand New’ kule
latest album which he claims has been compiled by Jesus Christ.
Hehehehe ... if this is not blasphemy Gazi, then the word has lost its meaning.
But Gazi, let’s tell you a secret phela.
It is a favourite song by our former crew member; sisho yena Umlangeni and
anytime you play this song though, he resembles a sheep ready for a spit braai.
Ushaya i-vosho ungahleka uze ulale nge-sisu phansi.
We felt the same way phela Gazi when one of our impeccable sources told us this
week how one football official who likes to think he is big and moneyed yet
akanalutfo Gazi ufana natsi nje. Phela at one time, he even enquired kutsi
ingumalini le-Matsapha United, claiming he wanted to buy the premier league
status.
What shocked our sources ke Gazi kutsi at the same time ema-cheque akhe were
bouncing all over lazama kubhadala khona. Phela the status se-mhlabuhlangene was
being said to be around E450 000 and we were surprised how he could even think
of buying le-status yet ema-cheque akhe abo E30 000 are being dishonoured
lemabhange.
Phela more than a year ago, while he was still an official at a struggling
Premier League team, he had tried to buy soccer equipment; ema jersey
nema-soccer boots kulentfo yakhe yeku player big and the sport shop is still
waiting for payment after the cheque he produced bounced le-bank.
He was no longer picking up calls from the shop.
At times he would pick up and claim to be outside the country umangale ke Gazi
kutsi ka-Manzini sekuse se-Jozi.
Gazi, our sources down lekashukela have told us kutsi now the sports shop owners
have resolved to seek legal redress over the owed monies.
While phela we were still shocked ngaloko Gazi, we have been told the sports
shop is not the only entity looking for him bafuna timali tabo.
Tsine ke Gazi we are not surprised kutsi this is his operation because he is big
on talking but nothing on delivery.
Now we know Gazi kutsi why they always say ‘an empty vessel makes the loudest
noise!’.
Mbophe phoyisa ...